I just watched listened to the most recent debate. Now, I'm not an expert on politics or anything like that (you'd have to look to Greg for that kind of brilliance), but I do know one thing:
Vote for McCain! He'll give you vouchers and five thousand dollars so you can buy a gold-plated Cadillac!
Seriously! Now you might say, "Arwen, those five thousand dollars go towards health insurance. Why would you spend it on a gold-plated Cadillac?" My answer is McCain said we should. You see, giving each of us five thousand dollars also gives each of us the same kind of health insurance people with gold-plated Cadillacs have. It's five thousand dollars for each of us to use as we wish! So I'm thinking that in order to get that kind of health insurance... why, each of us needs a gold-plated Cadillac. Then we really WOULD all have the same health insurance! Brilliant? I think so.
Oh, and the vouchers thing... that's his solution to education or something. We can use those vouchers to send our kids to schools where former military are teaching without teacher's certification. It'll be awesome.
America has a bright and busy future. Gold-plated Cadillac, here I come.
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